Pig In Boots
If you don’t think this is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, then you’re dead inside. What’s that? You’re too much of a man for something like this. Why don’t you read this, then go put on some lipstick. That was a man, and I bet he thinks a pig wearing boots is cute.
From… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025428/Pig-Boots-The-worlds-porker-afraid-mud.html